Things that make you go hmmmm!

AAggghhh!!! Does anyone else get those tiny holes in the front, at belly button height, of your shirts? Oh they are driving me crazy! I just pulled out one of my newest shirts, only about a month old and there they are, these tiny little pin prick holes, like my belly button wants to see out or something. OK, so maybe I have a toxic bellybutton or something because I am the only one in the family that gets them. I'm sure it can't be the washing machine or our closet because John doesn't get them. I don't wear belts, (have enough of a belly to keep my pants up). I think it's conspiracy against mom's because I hear of so many other women having the same problem. My theory is the kitchen counter. I am the only one who does dishes & cooks umpteen times a day. I am so done with spending more than $7 on a shirt. Oh and by the way, it only happens to my cotton t-shirt style shirts. I think Satan is in our closets just to cause frustrations for us, to cause us to scream, (LOL). What does anyone else think? I know others have had the same problem I have had, what does your research tell you?